meladoodle:

*doctor delivers baby* congratulations its a healthy boy! *slaps butt and the baby starts crying* oh… how unfortunate, he’s a pussy ass nerd.. should i dispose of him or are you okay with this

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rorpie:

meenat:

rorpie:

is it possible to draw asian eyes in the adventure time art style

frick thats really cute

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swingsetindecember:

she doesn’t wear short skirts. and neither do i because of the dress code. she’s not cheer captain because of budget cuts and we don’t have bleachers

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everythingcanadian:

mitunas-choice-rump:

just a friendly reminder that we are closer to  2017 than 2007 

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tupacabra:

tupacabra:

why do i have a file saved named pizza_babe.gif

oh that’s why ok

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wafflesforstephanie:

bringbacklianharper:

the-lron-butt:

babyminaj:

My favorite Oscar of the night

bitch please

make room for the Grammys

Tumblr was invented just for this pun.

I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.

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patienceruby:

achoomnida:

today in English class my professor started talking about abortion and all the guys in class started having a debate on whether girls should be allowed to get an abortion or not and no girls were talking so i got mad and yelled “NO VAGINA NO FUCKING OPINION” and everything got really quiet and the professor just said “discussion closed, next topic”

i offer you my highest respects, my liege 

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